Misfits TMI

OMG I finally started watching Misfits for the first time

this stuff is better than porn. Like porn i have only watched to either laugh at it or to gross myself out.

but the scene when Alisha and Simon have sex for the first time (well first time for Alisha haha) DUUUUUDDDDDEEEEE

That was the hottest thing I’ve ever seen

Posted 3 hours ago with 5 notes
fuckyeahfashioncouture:

Zuhair Murad Fall-Winter 2014

fuckyeahfashioncouture:

Zuhair Murad Fall-Winter 2014

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Anonymous: Hey! You are probably NOT terrible and NOT deserving of disgusting anon hate. Keep your chin up you lovely person you. Let the nasty internet grime sulk in their poison.

Thank you! You too are a lovely person for bringing some good on here(:

Posted 15 hours ago with 0 notes

When your ex was hot when you were together and his friend was unattractive but then you break up and your ex gains a bunch of weight while his friend gets really tone and sexy.


It’s like life has given you a wonderful gift.

Posted 15 hours ago with 3 notes
Anonymous: you're a flat out idiot

You’re some fabulous person everyone loves

I thought we were making up funny lies about each other??? Are we not?

Posted 15 hours ago with 1 note
Anonymous: So what's it like living off of other people's tax dollars?

It’s tough, seeing I work two jobs and all….

Posted 15 hours ago with 2 notes
Anonymous: Shut the fuck up bitch. You don't get to dictate what other people find funny. Have fun living off welfare for the rest of your miserable life.

Supes confused what I’m making people think is funny??

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yourdisneydestiny:


can we just talk about how this is the only line the Queen of Corona says


What is this from?

yourdisneydestiny:

can we just talk about how this is the only line the Queen of Corona says

What is this from?

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(Source: heavenlyinked, via xxmissdiamondxx)

This is gonna start off sounding like slut shaming but it’s not just gotta read.

So I really want to get laid. I want to be a ‘slut’ (which is stupid to use that term but) like I want to jump into bed with a guy. I want to jump into bed with a lot of guys. Personally I don’t think it’s bad to sleep around if I could I totally would. And if I hadn’t of gotten pregnant I would have,

But I can’t. It’s not because I think it’s bad but I feel like I deserve better now. I refuse to let any guy talk down to me or treat me the way that Josh did. I only stayed so long because I had such little self worth. But I have my self esteem. I grew a pair and I put my foot down.

Now I won’t let again talk to me that way and get into my pants even if it is just for one night. I haven’t gotten laid in months because I now have to much respect and won’t let some guy think he has any control over me and let him think he can treat me like shit.

And I have yet to meet a guy that isn’t so fucking full of himself to fuck lol.

Not saying if you sleep around you have no respect for yourself because obviously if that weren’t he case I wouldn’t want to be promiscuous because it’s awesome. But where the fuck are these awesome guys that aren’t complete scum bags when you first meet??

Posted 1 day ago with 3 notes

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Posted 1 day ago with 162 notes
tallgirl-problem:

I’m too tall to wear heels?

tallgirl-problem:

I’m too tall to wear heels?

Posted 1 day ago with 106 notes
renegadegryphon:

there-were-no-good-urls-left:

whenever i see posts like this i makeup backstories for the slutty girls

YES

Moral: Don’t judge people when you don’t even know them.
Also, people can wear whatever the heck they want. Don’t judge them just because they’re not dressed to your tastes.

renegadegryphon:

there-were-no-good-urls-left:

whenever i see posts like this i makeup backstories for the slutty girls

image

YES

Moral: Don’t judge people when you don’t even know them.

Also, people can wear whatever the heck they want. Don’t judge them just because they’re not dressed to your tastes.

(Source: vanwynqarden, via frenchkissnae)